Oktoberfest with no injuries!

Apparantely many family & friends thought that I would get hurt at Oktoberfest. Or so I guessed this based on emails:

"...dont get glass smashed into your body this time!"

"...please let me know how Oktoberfest is, and of the disasters if any."

"...remember to bring a first aid kit for any injuries."

"...try to avoid the drunk Italians with steins!"

I really do appreciate all the concern expressed for my well-being during Oktoberfest. However, I don't understand why everyone seems to have the idea that I would get injured... Any ideas? :)